A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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