R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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