I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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