they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Shame - the story of my life.
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