Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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