I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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