Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
