and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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