I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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