i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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