How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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