even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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