ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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