I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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