Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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