I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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