Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Randomize
