Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I touched a dick in church today
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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