If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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