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help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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