THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
