You're so nebulous sometimes
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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