i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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