Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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