Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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