So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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