Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
