that's an acceptable place to lick
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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