She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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