Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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