After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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