No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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