I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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