belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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