# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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