new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
