his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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