i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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