do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
do herpes really smell.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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