We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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