just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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