Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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