Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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