i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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