Sponge bath it is.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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