butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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