Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
