bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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