their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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