what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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