i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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