I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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